Cutemeat Podcast: Midnight in Paris (2011) and An American in Paris (1951)
Woody Allen made a good romantic comedy, and that means Kourtney and Macy are in a good mood as they compare Midnight in Paris with Gene Kelly’s Vincente Minnelli’s 1951 classic, An American in Paris. Stick around for the end where Macy reads a nigh incomprehensible David Lynch tweet, and Kourtney reads some completely inexplicable Gwenyth Paltrow restaurant reviews.
Cutemeat Podcast: X Men First Class / Ocean’s 11 (1960)
Kourtney and Macy are in the same city for the summer, and as such, the podcast is livelier, funnier, and meaner to Gwyneth Paltrow than ever. Take a listen here as they review X Men First Class and compare it to the original Rat Pack Ocean’s 11.
Cutemeat Podcast: The Beaver (2011) and Harvey (1950) Pt. II
The dramatic conclusion to the epic two-part Cutemeat podcast on The Beaver and Harvey is finally here! At least you can listen to the David Lynch tweet of the week, the weekly bit o’ GOOP, and discover what the worst trailer of the week is. Click here to begin the wild ride.
Beautiful picture of the man himself, taken by legendary photographer Alfred Eisenstaedt.
Farley Granger, 1925 - 2011
Like many, I best remember Mr. Granger as Phillip Morgan in Hitchcock’s Rope. I went to Netflix to see if I could watch it instantly at work:
Unfortunately it’s not availa - wait, what does it suggest instead?
Too soon, Netflix. Too soon.
Mummified: Macy & Kourtney’s Liz Taylor Jokes
10:34 AM: Cat on a Hot Dead Roof (K.P.)
10:37 AM: Father of the Dead (M.T.)
10:38 AM: Suddenly Dead Summer (K.P)
10:37 AM: Deadtree Country (M.T)
10:39 AM: The Girl Who Had Died (M.T)
10:43 AM: Lassie, Come Dead (M.T.)
10:44 AM: Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Ghost (K.P)
10:45 AM: Little Dead Women (K.P)
10:45 AM: The Last Time I Saw Paris (M.T.)
10:46 AM: Reflections in a Dead Eye (M.T)
10:46 AM: Butterdead 8 (K.P.)
10:47 AM: X, Y, and Dead (M.T)
10:48 AM: Father’s Little Deadidend (K.P.)
10:49 AM: The Deading of the Shrew (M.T.)
10:50 AM: A Date with Dead (K.P.)
10:51 AM: Ash Deadnesday (M.T.)
10:52 AM: Dead Giant (K.P.)
10:53 AM: The Only Dead in Town (M.T.)
10:53 AM: Mummypatra (K.P.)
10:54 AM: Rhapsodead (M.T.) ……….
11:40 PM: A Corpse in the Sun (K.P.)
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The King’s Speech wins Best Picture, and the Whole Night comes Tumbling Down
macy.todd: So fucking stupid
kourtney.paranteau: Man
Fuck this
Forest Gump Volume 2
macy.todd: Beautiful Mind 2
kourtney.paranteau: The Other Sister 2
macy.todd: Radio 2
And that’s it for the Best of Cutemeat live chat wrap up! We certainly hope you guys had a good year of film, and here’s looking forward to another year of remakes, superhero movies, and plots unsuitable for video games!
Gwyneth Paltrow Makes History with her Live Performance
macy.todd: GOOP IS GOING TO PERFORM!
kourtney.paranteau: I can’t wait for GOOP
YES YES YES
macy.todd: GOOOOOOOOP!
It’s like a war cry
kourtney.paranteau: YES
YES
macy.todd: OH GOD IT’S LIKE THE SUPERBOWL
The song from 127 Hours is performed first macy.todd: Wait this is that bitch from fifth element
GOOP finally takes the stage kourtney.paranteau: YES macy.todd: YES YES YES YES YES YES OH TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES! kourtney.paranteau: I bet this was a soul searching experience macy.todd: OH SHIT SHE STOLE BABS’ MICROPHONE! Two minutes pass I bet she has the scariest O face in the world
Billy Crystal shows up to tell some jokes, and Macy and Kourtney are just petty enough to notice how old he’s getting
kourtney.paranteau: A sight for sore eyes
macy.todd: Don Rickles called, he wants his head back
He looks like a jack o lantern from last year.
kourtney.paranteau: He looks like Michael Keaton to me
macy.todd: The Michael Keaton painting in the film where Michael Keaton plays Dorian Gray.
