We are a two-headed monster that connects Portland, Or with New York, Ny by means of irrefutable film criticism. EMAILUS@ CUTEMEAT@CUTEMEAT.com TWITTERING ITUNES Tumblr (3.0; @cutemeat)http://cutemeat.com/ CuteMeat missed you so!  But they’re back with an all new Movie Update...http://cutemeat.com/post/12168127659http://cutemeat.com/post/12168127659Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:17:24 -0400kourtneyparanteauHorror movies should make you feel like you won’t survive their run-time; and if you do...http://cutemeat.com/post/12142816365http://cutemeat.com/post/12142816365Sun, 30 Oct 2011 21:21:00 -0400kourtneyparanteau Dear Cutemeat Followers, You now number 4000! Thank you so much for following and keeping the dream...http://cutemeat.com/post/11991990790http://cutemeat.com/post/11991990790Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:04:00 -04004000!a cutemeat thank younightbluefruitHow What’s Your Number? Reveals the Horrible Undead Fundament of the Romantic Comedy Genre. In his...http://cutemeat.com/post/11787319802http://cutemeat.com/post/11787319802Sat, 22 Oct 2011 16:44:00 -0400Cutemeat longform,Cutemeat ReviewAnna Ferris with her mouth opennightbluefruitAh!  It’s been a cruel, cruel end of summer, as Macy had to return home to Buffalo, NY and...http://cutemeat.com/post/10444525790http://cutemeat.com/post/10444525790Tue, 20 Sep 2011 12:17:00 -0400kourtneyparanteauCuteMeat delves into the world of Sci-fi and review Another Earth and Stalker! http://cutemeat.com/post/9427399236http://cutemeat.com/post/9427399236Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:40:14 -0400kourtneyparanteau Your CuteMeat co-hosts happily take a walk on the wild side this week and review James...http://cutemeat.com/post/8707637650http://cutemeat.com/post/8707637650Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:50:41 -0400kourtneyparanteauYour CuteMeat co-hosts take a walk on the surprisingly mundane side and review Will Gluck’s...http://cutemeat.com/post/8301616485http://cutemeat.com/post/8301616485Sun, 31 Jul 2011 12:52:00 -0400kourtneyparanteau Hello! CuteMeat would like to thank you for your support here on Tumblr and also invite you to...http://cutemeat.com/post/8202411513http://cutemeat.com/post/8202411513Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:22:00 -0400kourtneyparanteau Your CuteMeat co-hosts stumble on two found footage films (Troll Hunter and [Rec], and discuss...http://cutemeat.com/post/8047849978http://cutemeat.com/post/8047849978Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:27:00 -0400kourtneyparanteau Up on iTunes now!  Your CuteMeat co-hosts sit side by side to review two buddy movies- Michael...http://cutemeat.com/post/7715492136http://cutemeat.com/post/7715492136Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:00:43 -0400kourtneyparanteauCutemeat climbs Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life and complains the whole way up and down it. ...http://cutemeat.com/post/7395057574http://cutemeat.com/post/7395057574Fri, 08 Jul 2011 18:26:11 -0400kourtneyparanteau It’s been a wild year, full of ups (The Killer Inside Me) and downs (The Tourist) but Macy...http://cutemeat.com/post/7028643627http://cutemeat.com/post/7028643627Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:33:00 -0400kourtneyparanteau Woody Allen made a good romantic comedy, and that means Kourtney and Macy are in a good mood as...http://cutemeat.com/post/6712848605http://cutemeat.com/post/6712848605Mon, 20 Jun 2011 00:18:00 -0400Ex Pats,Cutemeat PodcastfilmOwen Wilson is the best Woody Allen yetnightbluefruit Kourtney and Macy are in the same city for the summer, and as such, the podcast is livelier,...http://cutemeat.com/post/6546136862http://cutemeat.com/post/6546136862Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:08:00 -0400filmx men first assi don't like frank sinatra as an actorcutemeat podcastnightbluefruit The dramatic conclusion to the epic two-part Cutemeat podcast on The Beaver and Harvey is finally...http://cutemeat.com/post/6375730287http://cutemeat.com/post/6375730287Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:45:00 -0400filmthe beavercutemeat podcastnightbluefruit Cutemeat proudly presents its best podcast to date, a two parter deconstructing Jodie...http://cutemeat.com/post/6088082832http://cutemeat.com/post/6088082832Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:45:52 -0400nightbluefruit<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll8vn6OUto1qb4552o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The whole point of cutemeat is to fight the urge to say movies will never get this good again.</p>http://cutemeat.com/post/5513094501http://cutemeat.com/post/5513094501Sun, 15 May 2011 12:11:30 -0400nightbluefruit<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll8vg9eWR11qb4552o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>W: “We are the best filmmakers in the world.”</p> <p>T: “C’est vrai.”</p> <p>W: “Ha ha ha ha ha”</p> <p>T: “Ha ha ha ha ha”</p> <p>&c.</p>http://cutemeat.com/post/5512975440http://cutemeat.com/post/5512975440Sun, 15 May 2011 12:07:21 -0400nightbluefruit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll8vaw76FA1qb4552o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My present desktop background. I <3 Antoine.</p>http://cutemeat.com/post/5512880869http://cutemeat.com/post/5512880869Sun, 15 May 2011 12:04:08 -0400nightbluefruit