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    Gwyneth Paltrow Makes History with her Live Performance

    macy.todd: GOOP IS GOING TO PERFORM!

     kourtney.paranteau: I can’t wait for GOOP

      YES YES YES

    macy.todd: GOOOOOOOOP!

      It’s like a war cry

    kourtney.paranteau: YES

      YES

    macy.todd: OH GOD IT’S LIKE THE SUPERBOWL

    The song from 127 Hours is performed first

    macy.toddWait this is that bitch from fifth element

    GOOP finally takes the stage

    kourtney.paranteau: YES

    macy.todd: YES YES YES YES YES YES

      OH TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES!

    kourtney.paranteau: I bet this was a soul searching experience

    macy.todd: OH SHIT SHE STOLE BABS’ MICROPHONE!

    Two minutes pass

     I bet she has the scariest O face in the world

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