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    Troll Hunter/[Rec]

    Your CuteMeat co-hosts stumble on two found footage films (Troll Hunter and [Rec], and discuss whether the gimmick is worth the shaky-cam headaches.  As always, Macy Reads a David Lynch Tweet and Kourtney recites this week’s GOOP entry.  Both hosts compete to find The Worst Trailer of the Week.

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    The Trip/My Best Fiend

    Up on iTunes now!  Your CuteMeat co-hosts sit side by side to review two buddy movies- Michael Winterbottom’s The Trip and Werner Herzog’s My Best Fiend.  Macy reads a David Lynch Tweet and Kourtney recites the week’s GOOP entry, as always the two fight to find the Worst Trailer of the Week.

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    Tree of Life/Wild Strawberries

    Cutemeat climbs Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life and complains the whole way up and down it.  Then the pair review Igmar Bergman’s Wild Strawberries- another film about the crisis of mortality.  As always Macy reads a David Lynch Tweet and Kourtney recites this week’s GOOP entry.

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    CuteMeat Turns One!

    It’s been a wild year, full of ups (The Killer Inside Me) and downs (The Tourist) but Macy and Kourtney have come out the other end of it better friends, and therefore, better people.  Your two hosts celebrate their first podcasting anniversary in style- with Diet Cokes, a screwball comedy (Twentieth Century) and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.  Don’t miss a moment!  http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cute-meat/id372087391

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    Cutemeat Podcast: Midnight in Paris (2011) and An American in Paris (1951)

    Woody Allen made a good romantic comedy, and that means Kourtney and Macy are in a good mood as they compare Midnight in Paris with Gene Kelly’s Vincente Minnelli’s 1951 classic, An American in Paris. Stick around for the end where Macy reads a nigh incomprehensible David Lynch tweet, and Kourtney reads some completely inexplicable Gwenyth Paltrow restaurant reviews.

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    Cutemeat Podcast: X Men First Class / Ocean’s 11 (1960)

    Kourtney and Macy are in the same city for the summer, and as such, the podcast is livelier, funnier, and meaner to Gwyneth Paltrow than ever. Take a listen here as they review X Men First Class and compare it to the original Rat Pack Ocean’s 11.

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    Cutemeat Podcast: The Beaver (2011) and Harvey (1950) Pt. II

    The dramatic conclusion to the epic two-part Cutemeat podcast on The Beaver and Harvey is finally here! At least you can listen to the David Lynch tweet of the week, the weekly bit o’ GOOP, and discover what the worst trailer of the week is. Click here to begin the wild ride.

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    Cutemeat Podcast: The Beaver (2011) and Harvey (1950)

    Cutemeat proudly presents its best podcast to date, a two parter deconstructing Jodie Foster’s The Beaver and Harvey Koster’s classic Harvey. Part one is available here

    Don’t forget to check back for part two; this is easily the best thing you will listen to all month.

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    The whole point of cutemeat is to fight the urge to say movies will never get this good again.

    The whole point of cutemeat is to fight the urge to say movies will never get this good again.

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    W: &#8220;We are the best filmmakers in the world.&#8221;
T: &#8220;C&#8217;est vrai.&#8221;
W: &#8220;Ha ha ha ha ha&#8221;
T: &#8220;Ha ha ha ha ha&#8221;
&amp;c.

    W: “We are the best filmmakers in the world.”

    T: “C’est vrai.”

    W: “Ha ha ha ha ha”

    T: “Ha ha ha ha ha”

    &c.

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