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    KOURTNEY’S 2009

    1. The Mother (Bong)
    2. The White Ribbon (Haneke)
    3. A Serious Man (Coen)
    4. Bad Lieutenant (Herzog)
    5. Ponyo (Miyazaki)
    6. Thirst (Park)
    7. A Prophet (Audiard)
    8. Broken Embraces (Almodovar)
    9. House of the Devil (West)
    10. Up in the Air (Reitman)

    MACY’S MMIX:

    1. The White Ribbon (Haneke)
    2. Bad Lieutenant (Herzog)
    3. A Serious Man (Coens)
    4. Thirst (Bong)
    5. Ponyo (Miyazaki)
    6. Antichrist (Von Trier)
    7. The Mother (Bong)
    8. Broken Embraces (Almodovar)
    9. Moon (Jones)
    10. House of the Devil (West)

    Honorable Mention: Fantastic Mr. Fox (Anderson).

    Additional Note: We need to stop watching the same movies or something.

    MACY’S GREATEST LIVING DIRECTORS:

    1. Jean-Luc Godard — The list is “living directors,” until this man dies he holds this spot.
    2. David Lynch — The sooner he makes a coherent narrative film again the better
    3. Michael Haneke — In his prime
    4. Pedro Almodovar — Perhaps a little past his prime, but still consistent.
    5. Peter Greenaway — If this dude doesn’t start making more movies I’m going to throw a fit.
    6. Hiyao Miyazaki — Because fuck you, he really is that good.
    7. Woody Allen — There is something to be said about not making a film instead of producing a solid stream of disappointments.
    8. Joel and Ethan Coen — Two real winners in a row, plus excellent flicks like Raising Arizona in their belts.
    9. Michael Winterbottom — Possibly the one surprise, but if you watch his films you’ll see he deserves it. Plus The Killer Inside Me is going to blow your fucking brains out.
    10. Roman Polanski — He earned it with The Tenant alone, even given the predilection towards paedophilia.

    HONORABLE MENTION: Wong Kar-Wai (Needs to take the blueberry taste out of my mouth), Francis Ford Coppola (The Conversation is probably one of the best American movies, ever). 

    KOURTNEY’S UN-DEAD DIRECTOR LIST

    1. Wong Kar-Wai
    2. Joon-Ho Bong
    3. Jean-Luc Godard
    4. Pedro Almodovar
    5. David Lynch
    6. Michael Haneke
    7. Hiyao Miyazaki
    8. Woody Allen
    9. Peter Greenaway
    10. David Cronenberg