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    Macy & Kourtney met in the sub-basement of Portland State University’s Cramer Hall in the fall of 2005.  In the following five years they championed trivia nights, wrote multiple teleplays, designed and executed BFF tattoos, played enough Gauntlet to speak Gauntlet slang, invented the field of sonambulengastrology, penned a screenplay, and watched enough movies to kill Rob Reiner thrice.  Macy moved to New York City in ‘08, where he is pursuing a graduate degree in literature and theory at an institute of higher learning. Kourtney stayed on the west coast in order to produce and edit CuteMeat in Portland, Oregon.  The two produce a weekly Skype podcast, and despite their 99% Netflix compatibility score, still manage to fight vigorously over the remaining 1%.  They can both be contacted at CuteMeat@CuteMeat.com.